I was checking through my search traffic last night, and I saw that someone had reached this blog searching for "how do I get to level 70 in one minute." Once I got done falling out of my chair laughing, I decided I should provide a helpful guide. So without further ado, here's Girl Meets Wow's three easy steps that will get YOU to level 70 in World of Warcraft... in one minute.
Step One: Buy the Burning Crusade expansion.
Step Two: Level your character to 99.9% of the way through level 69.
Step Three: Kill a wolf.
October 6, 2007
How to Get to Level 70 in One Minute
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7 comments:
Interesting reading.
Adding you to the 'necessary reading' area of my blog. Looking forward to the next post!
Testimonial: OMG! I used your strategy and it worked!!! lol.
Not that I condone it, but if you're gonna be that lazy, why not just pay a leveling service?
I hope I can count on your support when I start selling this strategy as an ebook for the low, low price of $37.95.
LMAO
Quickest guide I every read that also had me laughing all the way to the very end.
no way that only works for undead
Sorry to break this on you, but your guide is flawed!
You need to change step 3 to:
Kill a wolf (or other mob) that is of level 67 or higher!
Actually, haven't tested but 0.1% of around 700,000 XP equals 700 XP and, unless you're rested, you won't get 700 XP from a green mob, so I'm assuming a yellow mob here and even those will probably not give you that much!
Or you need to adjust your % number to 99.99% at which point you can simply kill any level 62+ mob!
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