No, I'm not kidding. Shat & Mr. T are doing commercials for Blizzard.
"You're no doubt wondering: Hey, Shatner. How do I hurl bolts of lighting?"
Actually, Cap'n, I was just marveling again at how you really will Emote. For. Anyone.
November 20, 2007
Hello, I'm William Shatner, and I'm a Shaman
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You've got to be pulling my leg. They need a new emote: /shatner
a voice emote: Beam me up scottie, Jim, he's dead, I'm givin' her all she's got captain, Use Priceline.com
and other craziness.
"What... possible... reason... could Gronn want... with... my Ship?" LOL
Oh my gosh.
"I AM A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!"
*giggles uncontrollably*
"I pitty da fool who dare takes mah loot!"
"What... possible... reason... could Gronn want... with... my Ship?"
Well, they have to get those dragons up on the spikes somehow.
That's it, I'm rolling a new toon... Think I'll call him Dennycrane.
Dennycrane.
Dennycrane.
etc. :-)
So it all comes out... the whole Deathknight thing was really just a red herring. Instead, Shatner will be a playable class in WotLK. I've heard rumors that beta testing has indicated a few things:
-The Shatner-class can not only solo Onyxia, he can one-shot her.
-He'll have a "summon Mr. T" ability with a 3 day cooldown. Mr. T will have many abilities such as a "wrath of the gold chains" AOE attack and a "pity the fool" crowd-control that works similar to a Succubus's seduction, only instead of diminishing returns it will have exponentially increasing returns based on how much Mr. T pity's you.
-Shatner will have increased reputation gains with a new faction, the Trekkies. Exalted reputation opens up the possibility of purchasing a tribble vanity pet .
-Shatner is immune to all forms of taunt, fear, and crowd-control. He's friggin Shatner. He obviously cares very little about what others think about him.
I don't know about you, but I'm excited about this new revelation.
That was really good logan, now you are responsible for the coffee on my lap
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